Just be a rock.
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/05/14/boobs-and-butt-flirt-fighting
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They’re supposed to be fighting, but I’m pretty sure they’re flirting and foreplaying. Also I assume Purgatori’s “attack” in that panel is dealing 69 points of damage. >_>
(Panels from Lady Death vs. Purgatori, Chaos! Comics)
Say your prayers, insects. Here we see a Gulf coast toad [Incilius nebulifer] feeding on a praying mantis. Invertebrates make up the bulk of their diets, however they have been observed feeding on small lizards and juvenile frogs of different species. Image by Joshua Fread.
Vito Corleone’s cat in The Godfather was a stray the film’s writer/director, Francis Ford Coppola, found on the Paramount lot. It purred so loudly that some of Marlon Brando’s dialogue had to be dubbed.
– I’m just telling you now in case my mom says something dumb like you’re fat or whatever.
– I thought you said when she says shit like that, it means she cares.
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Today’s (5/26/2022) edition of the Uvalde Leader-News
automatic Parmesan slicing
there are some specific-ass machines in this world
cc: @petermorwood
Before, you were asking about ‘our daughter’. It’s crazy. But… it really got me thinking… what if… you had come with me all those years ago.
You want to know what would have happened? ‘What if?’ We’d wake up everyday… in a tiny apartment… over a failing laundromat.
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert
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By what fucking sorcery did this person turn a cookie into an ACTUAL GODDAMNED CAT?!
A rabbit swimming | source










